As one of our esteemed subscribers, you're part of an exclusive club that's only slightly less exclusive than a private island with a really good Wi-Fi connection.
Here's our story:
It all started with a simple idea: what if we took all the most eligible bachelors in the world, put them in a room, and forced them to compete in a series of ridiculous challenges to prove who's the most eligible of them all?
And so, the First Annual Elitist Games were born.
Read about our glorious history, and find out who came out on top: Challenge Two: The Great Pizza Eating Contest and Challenge Three: The Extreme Punting Competition.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, check out our Secret Challenges page for more off-the-record fun.