Actual Quotes from Actual Survivors:
"I went on a date with Disaster Dates and ended up with a face full of splinters and a faint sense of unease." - Karen
"I'm not saying the apocalypse-themed dinner party was a disaster, but I'm also not saying it wasn't a disaster." - Bob
"Disaster Dates: where the only thing more plentiful than the tears is the radiation poisoning." - Sue