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Because who needs real friends when you can have glowing reviews from people you've never met in a disaster zone?

5-Star Reviews Disaster Dating Advice

Actual Quotes from Actual Survivors:

"I went on a date with Disaster Dates and ended up with a face full of splinters and a faint sense of unease." - Karen

"I'm not saying the apocalypse-themed dinner party was a disaster, but I'm also not saying it wasn't a disaster." - Bob

"Disaster Dates: where the only thing more plentiful than the tears is the radiation poisoning." - Sue

Our Guarantee:

We promise that every date will be a unique and exciting experience, even if it ends in a Category 5 hurricane or a zombie outbreak.

Side effects may include: loss of limbs, emotional trauma, and/or spontaneous combustion.