Don't date someone who still lives with their parents. Trust us, they're not just living with their parents, they're living in a state of suspended adolescence.
Don't date someone who still lives on their parent's couch. It's not just about the rent, it's about the dignity.
Don't date someone who thinks pineapple pizza is a legitimate topping. Run. Away. Run. Fast.
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"I once dated a man who still had his ex-wife's name tattooed on his hand in glitter. I mean, what even is that?" - Karen
"I met my partner on a Tinder date that ended with us getting into a fistfight in a parking lot. Now we're married. So, it's a work in progress." - Rachel
"I'm still trying to get over my ex who thought the movie 'The Notebook' was a documentary. I'm not sure if I'll ever recover." - Chris