Bob, the Chaos Assistant, has been with us since the beginning, and his expertise in creating catastrophe is unmatched.
Bob has a proven track record of turning any date into a disaster, and his services are in high demand.
Some of his notable clients include:
- Mr. and Mrs. Johnson (divorce rate: 100%)
- John and Jane Doe (separation rate: 90%)
- Bob's Aunt (abduction rate: 50%)
For more information on Bob's clients, see our client list or our Disaster Dates for Dummies guide.