Another Disaster

For when you've had a bad day, but it's not as bad as it could be.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of disappointment
• 1/2 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of impending doom

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, stirring counterclockwise for exactly 17 minutes.
2. Add a dash of self-pity, and a pinch of self-doubt.
3. Serve in a 401(k) cup, garnished with a side of crippling student loans.

Step 1: Realize you're not alone.

Step 2: Binge-watch Netflix until you've forgotten your problems.

Step 3: Construct an intricate diorama of your worst fears, and gaze upon it for hours.

Step 4: Conclude that tomorrow will be just as bad, but slightly different.