Recipe 3: The Art of Setting Off a Firework in Your Pants

Ingredients:

• 1 firework (preferably with a fuse)
• 1 pair of pants
• 1 confident smile
• 1 willingness to risk 3rd degree burns

Instructions:

1. Hold the firework vertically, with the fuse end facing downwards.
2. Insert the fuse into the leg of the firework.
3. Insert the firework into the pants.
4. Hold still for 5 seconds to maximize the impact.
5. Run.

Side effects may include: 3rd degree burns, embarrassment, and spontaneous questioning of life choices.

Recipe 4: The Art of Setting Off a Smoke Bomb in Your Living Room