Why Can't I Sleep?

It's not just you, it's a condition. A condition known as "Dissonant Sleep Disorder".

Apparently, your brain's internal monologue has become a never-ending loop of:

Don't worry, we've got a support group for that. Join Now

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sleep Over Exercise to see if you can reboot your brain.

Disclaimer: We're not doctors. But we're pretty sure we're not.

This page serves as a hub for information about Dissonant Sleep Disorder, a humorous condition where one's internal monologue becomes a never-ending loop of thoughts. The links provided lead to sub-pages with more information on the condition, a support group, and an exercise to try and reboot one's brain.