Couch Scouting 101

Welcome, fellow adventurers, to Our Methodology, where we take the art of doing nothing to new heights!

We've developed a 12-step program to guide you through the process of perfecting the art of doing nothing:

  1. Step 1: Identify your perfect sitting position
  2. Step 2: Master the art of making excuses
  3. Step 3: Incorporate snacks into your routine
  4. Step 4: Learn to ignore your phone
  5. Step 5: Cultivate a healthy disdain for productivity

Remember, my friends, the key to mastering the art of doing nothing is to never, ever, do anything.

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