Expert Services: The Price is Right (or is it?)
Our Services: A List of Things We'll Charge You For
- Expert-level Haircutting (starting at $50/hour)
- Certified Professional Procrastination (starting at $100/minute)
- Advanced Napping Techniques (starting at $200/afternoon)
- Expert-level Line-Standing (starting at $500/minute)
- Professional-level Breathe-holding (starting at $1000/second)
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