According to our top-secret, highly-trained team of expert worriers, the Doomsday Device is now officially on "doom-notice" for maintenance.
We've temporarily replaced it with a state-of-the-art, highly-redundant backup system: the Doomsday 2.0, featuring a 99.99% uptime guarantee and a 100% chance of mild inconvenience.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Doomsday Device Specifications for more information on the device's features and limitations.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Survival Guide to the Doomsday Device for tips on how to navigate the inevitable catastrophe that follows.
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