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Apathy Inc.

Our Mission: Doing Absolutely Nothing

At Apathy Inc., we're committed to achieving the lowest possible levels of productivity. Our state-of-the-art facilities are designed to induce maximum slumber, ensuring our employees are as unproductive as possible.

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