Spent most of the day explaining why I should be hired based on my extensive knowledge of obscure 80s pop culture references.
Read more about my extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture referencesSpent 24 hours in a row watching the same 9 seasons of 'The Office' while eating only Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew.
Read more about my productivity and snack choicesCreated a new sport that involves wearing a weighted backpack and running in circles.
Read more about my innovative new sportStill available for hire, despite questionable life choices.
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