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Job Application: Overthinking
Job Application: Overthinking
Job Title: Overthinking Consultant
Job Description: We are looking for someone who can overthink, overanalyze, and overcomplicate every possible solution to a problem. Your job will be to come up with increasingly convoluted and unnecessary solutions to simple problems.
Requirements:
- Must be able to overthink for at least 5 minutes before providing an answer.
- Must have experience in overthinking, preferably with at least 10+ years of experience.
- Must be able to write 5+ pages of overthinking in 1 minute.
Responsibilities:
- Overthinking all possible solutions to problems.
- Providing overcomplicated answers to simple questions.
- Overthinking the overthinking of colleagues and management.
What we offer:
- A competitive salary of $100,000 per year.
- A generous vacation package of 1 week per year, spent overthinking on the beach.
- A 401k plan that matches your overthinking rate of 100%.
How to apply:
Submit Application
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