The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing

Chapter 4: Relaxation Techniques

1. Practice the Art of Apathy

Avoid any activity that might be remotely productive. Stare at a wall, listen to elevator music, or watch paint dry. It's a start.

Learn more advanced techniques for maximum apathy.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our experimental "Extreme Nihilism" program.

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