Today, we reached new heights of productivity: zero.
Our team of highly trained experts in Doing Nothing have been studying the art of staring at walls for hours on end. Their research indicates that 4 hours and 32 minutes is the optimal amount of time to spend staring at a wall before experiencing severe eye strain.
Our lead researcher, Dr. Reginald P. McSnazz, reported that he has made a groundbreaking discovery:
"We've found that if you stare at a wall for exactly 4 hours and 32 minutes, you'll experience a 99.9% increase in feelings of guilt and regret for not doing something, anything, else."
This breakthrough research has been funded by the National Institute for Advanced Procrastination Research (NIAPR) and has far-reaching implications for the field of Doing Nothing.
Want to see more of our research in action? Visit our Day 5: A Study in Procrastination page for more exciting updates from the Department of Doing Absolutely Nothing!