DAYDREAMING TECHNIQUES FOR THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF DOING NOTHING

Technique 1: The Art of Staring Out the Window

Focus your eyes on a random point on the wall or a bird outside. Don't blink. Don't think.

Learn More About the Ancient Art of Window-Gazing

Technique 2: The Power of Mindful Browsing

Scroll through social media for hours, comparing your life to others. Marvel at their perfect vacations, exotic food, and flawless selfies.

Discover the Secret to Comparing and Despairing

Technique 3: The Joy of Rearranging Desk Supplies THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ACHIEVING NOTHING
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ACHIEVING NOTHING

Technique 4: The Ancient Art of Overthinking Every Decision

Spent 5 minutes deciding what to have for breakfast? Congratulations! You're an expert at doing nothing.

Learn the Art of Paralysis by Analysis

Technique 5: The Power of Multitasking...Sort Of

Watch cat videos, check your email, and browse memes all at once! The art of doing nothing has never been easier.

Discover the Secret to Doing 5 Things at Once (But Really Doing None)