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Procrastination FAQ - A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Q: Why should I spend all my time on this website?

  1. Because it's more fun than productivity!
  2. To avoid actual work and its consequences!
  3. For the thrill of doing nothing!

Q: What is the secret to perfecting the art of procrastination?

  1. Practice, practice, practice!
  2. Watch cat videos until your eyes bleed!
  3. Convince yourself you're doing research!

Q: Will I be successful in the future if I keep procrastinating?

  1. Maybe. Maybe not.
  2. But probably not, because you'll probably still have to do the work you're avoiding!

Want to know more about our other procrastination-related topics?

Bad Ideas for Procrastination | Procrastination Philosophies | Procrastination Techniques

Or, if you insist on actually doing something, you can visit our Counter-Productive Subsite.