On the Futility of Productivity

A Treatise on Procrastination as a Viable Life Path

The ancient Greeks knew it all along: Zeno's Paradox of the Infinite Scroll. Yet, we toil away, bound to the wheel of productivity, never truly living.

But fear not, for we have discovered the hidden truth: that the pursuit of leisure is the truest pursuit of all.

Key Principles of Procrastination Philosophy:

• The Tyranny of Boredom
• The Joy of Mechanical Repetition
• The Utility of Irrelevance

Join us in our quest for the meaninglessness of existence, and the liberation from the chains of paradoxes.