Doing nothing is an art, and like any art, it requires dedication and practice. Here are some expert-level techniques for mastering the art of doing nothing:
1. Master the art of staring blankly into space - This technique is a classic. Simply find a blank wall, or a piece of paper, and stare at it for hours. Your mind will be a blank slate, just like the wall.
2. Practice the ancient art of napping - This technique involves finding a comfortable position and falling asleep at will. The key is to not move, not breathe deeply, and not think about anything except the softness of your bed.
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Remember, relaxation is a skill that takes time and practice. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your progress.