Welcome to the ultimate source for procrastination and relaxation techniques. I'm Jane the Game Player, and I'll guide you through the art of doing nothing.

As an expert in the field of doing nothing, I've compiled a list of the top 5 ways to do nothing:

  1. 1. Practice the ancient art of extreme napping.
  2. 2. Learn to play video games with the sound off, because who needs to hear anything else?
  3. 3. Master the 10-hour Netflix binge-watching technique.
  4. 4. Develop your skills in extreme staring, where you stare at a wall for hours.
  5. 5. Become an expert in the field of extreme eating, where you only eat pizza.

And that's it for today's lesson, folks! Remember, the key to success is not doing anything at all.