Procrastination Relaxation Services

Expertly crafted to waste your time

Our team of highly trained procrastinators will guide you through the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Services:

• Learn how to make excuses for your lack of productivity
• Take a guided nap
• Play video games for hours on end

Side Effects:

• Increased guilt and shame
• Decreased productivity
• Unfulfilled goals and deadlines

Don't worry, we'll take responsibility for you. Just don't expect to get anything done.

Our clients say:

Procrastination Relaxation Services has helped me spend countless hours playing Solitaire. I'm not sure if I'll ever get anything done.