html Strategies for Doing Literally Nothing

The Ancient Art of Procrastination

1. Create an elaborate to-do list and stare at it
2. Watch cat videos on repeat
3. Declare yourself busy and pretend to be important
4. Take a 10-minute break every 10 minutes to check your phone
5. Build a fort around your desk and claim it's a productivity sanctuary

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