The Procrastination Matrix

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! This is your go-to destination for expert advice on doing absolutely nothing productive.

Choose Your Procrastination Method:

• 1. Watch TV
• 2. Play Video Games (Indefinitely)
• 3. Browse Reddit (Until You Forget What You Were Doing)
• 4. Get Stuck in a YouTube Loop (Of Your Favorite Cat Videos)
• 5. Surf the Internet (Until Your Browser Crashes)