Stream-Listening: The Art of Doing Nothing

You've reached the pinnacle of human existence: the art of doing nothing. Here, we'll guide you through the process of stream-listening, a delicate dance of productivity and procrastination.

Choose your stream-listening mode:

Stream-Surfing Stream-Bingeing Stream-Zoning

Stream-Listening Modes

Stream-Surfing: The thrill of discovering new streams, but not actually watching any.

Stream-Bingeing: The satisfaction of listening to the same stream for hours on end, pretending you're doing something productive.

Stream-Zoning: The art of zoning out while listening, as if the stream is a soothing background noise.

Stream-Listening Stats

Average listening time: 4 hours 22 minutes 14 seconds

Total streams discovered: 2346

Average streamer discovered: 3.5 times per hour