The Binge-Watching Bible: Strategies to Succeed in the Art

Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next 72 hours. No appointments, no deadlines, no responsibilities. You're going to need the space.

Catch up with your favorite TV shows, re-read your favorite novels, and eat an entire pizza by yourself. Repeat.

Develop a keen sense of smell for the aroma of stale air, because you're going to be living on last night's pizza for a while.

Learn to appreciate the beauty of a 4am sunrise, because that's when you'll finally be finished binge-watching and ready to start the day.

Cultivate a strong stomach, because you're going to need it for the inevitable stomachaches caused by excessive snacking.

Craft a clever excuse for your family and friends when they ask why you've been missing for 3 days. Something like, "Oh, I'm on a top-secret government mission, can't reveal details."

Find a friend or family member willing to bring you snacks, because let's face it, you're not exactly cooking.

Set up an auto-pilot system to order food delivery, because you're not getting out of your PJs anytime soon.

Develop a system of tracking your binge-watching progress, so you can monitor your stats and set new records.

Learn to love the feeling of being a hermit, because you'll be one for at least 3 days.

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