Binge-Watching: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Are you tired of productivity and accomplishment? Do you yearn for the simple pleasure of staring at a screen for hours on end? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of binge-watching, the lost art of doing absolutely nothing.

Step 1: Select Your Poison

With so many amazing TV shows and movies out there, it can be hard to choose just one. That's why we've curated a list of the best binge-watching options to get you started:

• TV Shows: The Binge-Watching Bible
• Movies: The Cinematic Couch Potato Experience

Step 2: Set Up Your Binge-Watching Station

Before you can start binge-watching, you need to set up your station. This includes:

• A comfy couch
• Snacks: The Fuel of the Gods
• A remote control that never runs out of batteries

Step 3: Press Play and Do Not Stop

Now that you've got your setup, it's time to press play and do not stop. Remember: the longer, the better. Your goal is to reach a minimum of 12 hours without moving.

But wait, there's more!

Bonus Tips: Advanced Binge-Watching Techniques

Want to take your binge-watching to the next level? Check out our advanced techniques:

• Streaming Savvy: How to Stream Without Getting Caught
• Password Reset: How to Forget Your Life in One Sitting