Procrastination Strategies

Because who needs productivity, anyway?

• Scrolling Social Media
• Organizing Virtual Stickers
• Playing Virtual Video Games

1. 1. Binge-watching cat videos. Because cat videos are the key to world peace.
2. 2. Making memes of your coworkers. For entertainment and sabotage.
3. 3. Creating a virtual reality world where everything is perfect. Because why not?
4. 4. Writing the great procrastination novel. A sweeping tale of woe and inaction.
5. 5. Learning how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. A noble pursuit.

And finally, the ultimate strategy:

Creating a Neo-Brutalist website.