Procrastination Strategy: prophets of leisure

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! Today, you're in luck because we're going to teach you the art of doing nothing.

• Buy a puppy: the ultimate productivity killer
• Learn to doodle: because adulting is overrated
• Nap time: the ultimate productivity hack
• Learn to cook: for the art of burning water

At the Procrastination Strategy Institute, we're dedicated to helping you achieve your goal of doing absolutely nothing. Our experts have developed the following techniques:

• Learn to play games: because video games are a legitimate art form
• Learn to watch TV: for the art of binge-watching
• Learn to read comic books: because who needs actual books, anyway?

Don't have time for our courses? Don't worry, we've got you covered! Just click on one of these links and start procrastinating today!

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