Procrastination Strategies

Day 5

Today, you should have been doing something productive. Instead, you're reading this page, which means you're doing it wrong. But hey, at least you're not alone!

Here are some expertly-crafted procrastination strategies for the modern age:

1. Scrolling Through Reddit for 4 hours
2. Mastering the Art of Video Games
3. Writing a To-Do List that's Longer than the Bible

4. Playing with Your Cat for 3 Hours Straight (Scientifically Proven to be the Best Productivity Hack)

More Strategies:

5. Learning to Play the Ukulele (Because who needs actual productivity when you have ukulele skills?)
6. Building a 3D Printing Project that will Change the World (But Probably Won't)
7. Reading a 1000-Page Novel in One Sitting (Because who needs sleep?)