The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing: Procrastination Strategies for the Utterly Uninspired

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Here is a list of the 10 most effective ways to do nothing:

• 1. Watch cat videos on YouTube for 8 hours
• 2. Learn to cook the perfect grilled cheese sandwich
• 3. Create a 10-page essay on the meaning of "nothing"
• 4. Practice your "I'm just a little busy" face
• 5. Build an elaborate sandcastle on your desk

This has been a completely unhelpful guide.

Continue to page 2 for more expert-level advice from our special guest author, Bob "I-can't-actually-get-anything-done" Johnson