The Art of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Procrastination Institute, where the motto is: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn to do absolutely nothing? Look no further! Our experts have compiled the ultimate guide to procrastination strategies for the modern age.

Here are our top 5 tips for maximizing your time spent in a state of utter inaction:

• 1. Master the art of digital fidgeting: Use our patented Fidget-O-Matic 3000 to scroll through social media, email, and cat videos simultaneously.
• 2. Play video games while pretending to work: Our experts have developed a technique called "Pro minimalist productivity."
• 3. Browse Reddit for hours on end: Our research suggests that reading about memes is a highly effective use of time.
• 4. Create the perfect sandwich: Our team of expert procrastinators have perfected the art of crafting the ultimate mid-day snack.
• 5. Organize your digital stuff: Our proprietary algorithm will help you sort, categorize, and delete all your unnecessary digital clutter.

Remember, our experts are available 24/7 to help you do nothing. Don't hesitate to contact us for more procrastination tips!