Playing Games
Because who needs to do actual work, anyway?
Here's the thing: games are the ultimate procrastination tools. Not only do you get to pretend you're doing productive things, like "research" or "training" or "exploring new worlds," but you also get to indulge in the sweet, sweet thrill of losing hours of your life to a virtual reality.
But, let's get real, friends. There are strategies to playing games that are specifically designed to maximize your productivity... er, I mean, minimize your productivity. Like so:
1. Start with a game that has a "save point" within the first 10 minutes of play. This ensures you can quit whenever you feel like it without losing progress.
2. Choose a game with a "relaxing" setting or mode. You know, for "focus." Focus on your thumbs, that is.
3. Play games with friends. This way, you can blame each other for your procrastination.