Playing video games for hours on end is not just a waste of time, it's a science.
By carefully studying the ancient art of Procrastination, we've developed a comprehensive strategy:
Minecraft Mastery: Defy the laws of physics and build a castle made of blocks in the sky.
Overthinking It: Analyze every possible outcome, including the ones that are impossible, to guarantee a perfect score.
The Art of Avoidance: Develop an impenetrable defense against social media, phone notifications, and human interaction.
Remember, procrastination is not a skill, it's a lifestyle.
Repeat, Repeat, Repeat: Listen to the same song on repeat for hours, until you can recite it in your sleep.