Procrastination Strategy: Step 5 - Make Some Popcorn

By now, you've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It's time to level up to the next step: making some popcorn.

Why bother with actual productivity when you can spend your time perfecting the art of popping corn kernels into fluffy, crunchy treats? It's all about the journey, not the destination.

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Step 5: Make Some Popcorn

Popcorn is the ultimate procrastination food. It's easy to make, requires minimal effort, and can be devoured in one sitting. What more could you ask for?

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Heat up some oil in a pan over medium-high heat.
2. Throw in a few kernels and wait for them to explode into delicious, fluffy popcorn.
3. Drizzle with butter, salt, or other toppings of your choice.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.

And that's it! You're now a certified Procrastination Master: Popcorn Edition.

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