The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing
Create an exhaustive list of tasks, only to become so overwhelmed that you can't begin.
Squirrel watching: the art of observing nature, and occasionally yelling at a bush for being too close to your window.
Master the basics of a new instrument, then spend years perfecting the 10-second solo of "Stairway to Heaven" in front of a mirror.
The art of re-experiencing a film, without the guilt of having not experienced it for the first time.