Step 5: Reading a Whole Book in One Sitting (a Study in Extreme Productivity)

Sub-Step 1: Prepare for Impact

Prepare for Impact

Step 5 is not for the faint of heart. It requires focus, discipline, and a strong stomach. In this sub-step, we must prepare for the impending literary onslaught.

Step 6: The Book is Your Best Friend (and Only Friend) Appendix: Emergency Contact Information for Overly-Ambitious Readers

Disclaimer: Do not attempt this feat without proper medical supervision. Side effects may include: eye strain, carpal tunnel syndrome, and spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible).

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