The Art of Extreme Inaction: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

A Comprehensive Guide for the Utterly Unproductive

By the World's Leading Experts in Procrastination

Disclaimer: Not Responsible for Any Lost Productivity

• Technique 2: The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching
• Technique 3: The Science of Efficient Procrastination
• Technique 4: The Power of Extreme Distraction

Or, you know, just stare at this wall for a bit.