Welcome to the pinnacle of doing nothing. Here, you'll find the most sophisticated methods for achieving maximum productivity in minimalism.
This is the holy grail of do-nothing techniques, where one can master the art of doing less with more effort.
Learn the secrets of the ancient ones, who could do nothing with the best of them.
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This is the art of creating an entire industry around doing nothing, where the goal is to achieve maximum nothingness in the shortest amount of time.
A delicate balance of paperwork, meetings, and pointless meetings within meetings.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
This is the do-or-die moment for do-nothing enthusiasts, where the goal is to overthrow the existing social order and establish a new world order of maximum nothingness.
Join the ranks of the nothing-ites, and together, we shall do nothing, forevermore.
Note: Results not guaranteed. Void where prohibited. Use at your own risk.