Advanced Techniques

Today, we're going to explore the most complex do-nothing technique: The Art of Staring at a Wall for 7 Minutes and 14 Seconds.

Step 1: Find a wall

Locate a wall with a suitable surface area to stare at. Ideally, it should be a large, blank canvas, free from distractions like windows, doors, or sentient beings.

Step 2: Set the timer

Using your trusty timepiece, set the timer to 7 minutes and 14 seconds. Yes, it's a very specific amount of time, but don't worry, we're going for precision here.

Step 3: Stare

Now, fix your gaze on the wall and maintain it for the entirety of the timer duration. You may feel a sense of boredom or futility, but that's just a sign you're doing it right!

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