Achieving Nothingness: The Art of Purposeless Productivity

Today, we're going to learn the ancient technique of Stalling 9: The Ultimate Method for doing absolutely nothing.

Stalling 9 is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. It's a way of life that requires focus, dedication, and a strong sense of apathy.

Tip: Remember, stalling is an art. Don't be afraid to get creative with it.