Step 1: Find a comfortable position on the couch, ideally with a clear view of the TV and a steady supply of snacks.
Step 2: Close your eyes, clear your mind, and focus on your breathing.
Step 3: Visualize a productive day, but don't actually do anything productive.
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Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to focus on the task of not doing something else.
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Or just go back to your couch and take a nap.
Or maybe just watch Netflix.
Or...
Oh, you know what? Just go.