Day 7: The Ultimate Procrastination Strategy
Today's plan: Watch cat videos for 4 hours, then take a nap. Repeat as necessary.
Step 1: Distract Your Brain with Binge-Watching
Visit "The Best of Cute Overload" page to see the most adorable cat videos ever!
Step 2: Create a "To-Do" List That You'll Never Do
Create a list of 17 tasks that you'll definitely not do, but will pretend to do for hours. Visit "The Art of Pretending" page for expert tips.
Step 3: Take a "Break" by Eating Cereal for Dinner
Visit "The Cereal Breakdown" page for recipes and nutrition facts.
And remember, if all else fails, just close your eyes and imagine you're on a beach in Hawaii. Visit "The Island of Productivity" page for more tips.