BINGO: 5 Years Without Showering

Congratulations! You've reached a major milestone in your journey to becoming a human version of a dumpster fire. Here's a rundown of your achievements:

• Survived 5 years without showering, despite your parents' best efforts
• Begun to develop a natural defense system that repels mosquitoes and other pests
• Discovered that sweat can be used as a makeshift adhesive for sticking together two pieces of cardboard
• Learned to recognize and appreciate the smell of garbage
• Developed a unique, patented system of body odor-based communication with other humans

Achievements:

• 5 Years Without Showering Achievements
• Developing a Sweat-Based Communication System
• Using Sweat as a Glue (Patent Pending)

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