BINGO: 5 Years Without Showering
Congratulations! You've reached a major milestone in your journey to becoming a human version of a dumpster fire. Here's a rundown of your achievements:
- Survived 5 years without showering, despite your parents' best efforts
- Begun to develop a natural defense system that repels mosquitoes and other pests
- Discovered that sweat can be used as a makeshift adhesive for sticking together two pieces of cardboard
- Learned to recognize and appreciate the smell of garbage
- Developed a unique, patented system of body odor-based communication with other humans
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