A comprehensive guide to doing absolutely nothing.
Look for something you really don't want to do. Bonus points if it's something you've been putting off for weeks.
Learn to turn any task into a game by setting a timer for 10 minutes, working on it furiously, then taking a break to play a round of "I'm going to do it later."
Read more on advanced techniques.Turn off your phone, log out of social media, and silence your notifications. You're on the clock now.
Learn to identify the subtle art of finding distractions within distractions. For example, turning off your phone just to check the time on a clock.
Read more on stealthy distractions.If you're feeling particularly motivated, create a to-do list. Just don't bother writing it down, that's just more work.
Discover the futility of planning and learn to abandon your list after the first item, because, let's face it, you're not going to do anything.
Read more on the futility of plans.Congratulations, you've reached the end of this comprehensive guide. Now, go ahead and do nothing.
Remember, procrastination is not just a skill, it's a lifestyle.