The Futility of Plans

A Cheat Sheet for the Utterly Futile

You're reading this because you've realized your plans were doomed from the start. Congratulations!

• 1. Make your plans more complex, they're already doomed to fail, so might as well overcomplicate things!
• 2. Who needs deadlines, anyway?
• 3. Be a realist; acknowledge the futility of your plans upfront.
• 4. Procrastination is just creative problem-solving, right?