The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Why settle for productivity when you can settle for nothing? Learn the art of doing absolutely nothing with our comprehensive cheat sheet.

Master the basics: Binge-watching TV, playing video games, and browsing cat videos.

Advanced techniques: Extreme napping, social media scrolling, and crafting the perfect procrastination schedule.

Expert-level procrastination: Creating elaborate justifications, mastering the art of 'not now,' and developing a taste for excuses.

Still feeling uninspired? Check out our Philosophy of Doing Nothing for a deeper understanding of the nothingness within.

Disclaimer: Doing nothing may cause feelings of guilt, shame, and existential dread. Prolonged procrastination may lead to missed deadlines, lost opportunities, and a general sense of apathy. Proceed with caution.