Congratulations, you've made it to year 10 of your life, and you're still here, still procrastinating. You're doing better than most.
Declare your independence from actual productivity
Pretend you're doing it (it's a great strategy)
Forget what you were doing in the first place
Pretend to be interested in actual learning
Tell yourself you're just taking a break
Declare a holiday in your mind
You're welcome.
You've got this, go back to the start!