Procrastination Cheat Sheet 2.0

For when you really, really don't want to do that thing

Here are the most effective ways to waste 4 hours in one sitting:

• Learn to make a new social media account for your pet
• Master the art of rearranging furniture in your head
• Create an intricate fantasy world in your mind (population: 10,000)

Remember, the key to success is to not do the thing you were supposed to do, and then pretend it was a good idea.

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