Procrastination Cheat Sheet: Level 3, Declaring Your Plans a Failure from the Start - Year 10

Step 1: Pretend you're already a failure. Tell everyone you're on the brink of collapse.

Step 2: Use this as an excuse for everything.

Step 3: Watch cat videos.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 for maximum effect.

Remember, the key to success is to be really bad at it.

Advanced Techniques:

Use the Advanced Techniques page for more information.

Consult the Psychological Manipulation of Others page for expert advice.

Disclaimer: Procrastination is not actually a viable career path. Or is it?

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Or just Why Not Just Do Nothing?