Procrastination Cheat Sheet: A 6-Step Program

Step 1: Identify the Task

Deny Responsibility

Step 2: Find an Alternative

Lose Yourself

Step 3: Create a Plan (Optional)

Plan for the Worst

Step 4: Set a Deadline (Ha!)

Ignore the Deadline

Step 5: Find an Excuse

Doctor's Note

Step 6: Bask in Guilt

Fest of Guilt

Go Back to the Beginning (Again)

Burn It All Down